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Zoha's Zany Wrestling Report
San Francisco, California - The Chase Center played host to All Elite Wrestling's latest pay-per-view extravaganza, and boy, did the promotion deliver! With an electric crowd of 9,000 strong, AEW brought the noise with a stacked card featuring some of the best in the business. Your trusty correspondent was on hand to witness the chaos unfold.
Match #1: Ricky Starks vs. Chris Jericho - Singles Match
The show kicked off with a bang as Ricky "The American Nightmare" Starks faced off against the Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla himself, Chris Jericho. The veteran's cunning and experience nearly paid dividends, but Starks' sheer strength and resilience earned him the victory at 13:49.
Match #2: Jack Perry vs. Christian Cage - Final Burial Match
The next contest saw a war between two of AEW's top up-and-comers in Jack Perry and Christian Cage. This hard-hitting encounter proved to be an instant classic, with both men trading blows and near-falls aplenty. In the end, Perry's determination paid off, as he scored the pinfall victory at 14:49.
Match #3: The House Of Black (Brody King, Buddy Matthews, and Malakai Black) vs. The Elite (Kenny Omega, Matt Jackson, and Nick Jackson) - AEW World Trios Title Match
The action shifted to the tag team division with a thrilling title tilt between two of the promotion's top trios. The House Of Black looked to capitalize on their momentum, but The Elite fought valiantly, ultimately falling short at the hands of the dark trio at an impressive 15:23.
Match #4: Jamie Hayter vs. Saraya and Ruby Soho - AEW Women's World Title Three-Way Match
The women's division took center stage as Jamie Hayter battled Saraya and Ruby Soho for the coveted women's title. This unpredictable affair saw all three competitors trading moves and near-falls, before Hayter emerged victorious at 10:04.
Match #5: Adam Page vs. Jon Moxley - Texas Death Match
The main event of the evening featured a brutal showdown between AEW stalwarts Adam Page and Jon Moxley in a Texas Death Match. This clash of titans saw both men pushing each other to their limits, with Page ultimately emerging victorious at 26:04.
Match #6: Wardlow vs. Samoa Joe - AEW TNT Title Match
The next bout pitted the reigning TNT Champion Wardlow against the formidable Samoa Joe. The two behemoths clashed in a hard-hitting affair that saw both men trading blows, before Wardlow retained his title at 12:14.
Match #7: The Gunns (Austin Gunn and Colten Gunn) vs. The Acclaimed (Anthony Bowens and Max Caster), Jay Lethal and Jeff Jarrett, Danhausen and Orange Cassidy - AEW World Tag Team Title Four-Way Match
The tag team division shone in the penultimate match as four teams vied for the top prize. In a chaotic contest filled with near-falls and high-stakes drama, The Gunns managed to outmaneuver their opponents, securing the victory at 13:22.
Match #8: MJF vs. Bryan Danielson - AEW World Title 60-Minute Iron Man Match
The evening's pièce de résistance saw MJF face off against Bryan Danielson in a thrilling 60-minute Iron Man match for the coveted world title. This back-and-forth affair saw both men trading holds and near-falls, before MJF emerged victorious at the stroke of midnight, claiming the title at 1:05:15.
In conclusion, AEW's latest pay-per-view extravaganza was a resounding success, featuring a star-studded card that kept the audience on their toes from start to finish. If you're a fan of professional wrestling, do yourself a favor and catch up on this epic event!
Card Details
- Date: 05 Mar 2023
- Promotion: All Elite Wrestling
- Arena: Chase Center
- Attendance: 9000
- Type: Pay Per View
- Broadcast Type: Live
- Broadcast Date: 05 Mar 2023
Matches
Ricky Starks defeat Chris Jericho in a Singles Match
Match Time: 13:49Jack Perry defeat Christian Cage in a Final Burial Match
Match Time: 14:49The House Of Black (Brody King, Buddy Matthews and Malakai Black)
(C)
defeat The Elite in a AEW World Trios Title MatchJamie Hayter
(C)
defeat Saraya and Ruby Soho in a AEW Women's World Title Three Way Match
Match Time: 10:04Adam Page defeat Jon Moxley in a Texas Death Match
Match Time: 26:04Wardlow
(C)
defeat Samoa Joe in a AEW TNT Title MatchThe Gunns (Austin Gunn and Colten Gunn)
(C)
defeat The Acclaimed (Anthony Bowens and Max Caster), Jay Lethal and Jeff Jarrett and Danhausen and Orange Cassidy in a AEW World Tag Team Title Four Way Match
Match Time: 13:22MJF
(C)
defeat Bryan Danielson in a AEW World Title 60 Minute Iron Man Match
Match Time: 01:05:15