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WWE TLC: Tables, Ladders & Chairs 2017
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- Tails Azimuth
WWE NO MERCY LIVE FROM TARGET CENTER - MINNEAPOLIS, MN
It's your boy Vic Marks here, reporting live from the Target Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota, where WWE No Mercy has just gone off the charts! Tonight's event was a real barnburner, folks, with some incredible matches and surprises that left this journalist's mouth agape.
Let's get to it!
Match 1: Asuka vs. Emma
Asuka kicked things off by taking down Emma in a swift singles match that lasted just over nine minutes. The Queen of Spies was on fire from the opening bell, showcasing her incredible grappling skills and landing several near-falls before finishing Emma off with the Asuka Lock.
Match 2: Cedric Alexander & Rich Swann vs. Gentleman Jack Gallagher & Brian Kendrick
The high-flyin' duo of Alexander and Swann took down the veteran tag team combo in a thrilling eight-minute match that had this reporter on the edge of his seat! The action was fast-paced and furious, with both teams trading moves and near-falls left and right. In the end, it was Cedric and Rich who emerged victorious, with a pair of high-impact moves sending Gallagher and Kendrick crashing to the mat.
Match 3: Alexa Bliss vs. Mickie James - WWE RAW Women's Title Match
Alexa Bliss successfully defended her WWE RAW Women's Championship against Mickie James in an intense, back-and-forth affair that lasted over 11 minutes. Both women gave it their all, trading pin attempts and near-falls before Bliss landed a vicious DDT to secure the win.
Match 4: Enzo Amore vs. Kalisto - WWE Cruiserweight Title Match
Enzo Amore retained his WWE Cruiserweight Championship against challenger Kalisto in an action-packed eight-minute match that saw both men go toe-to-toe. The two competitors traded moves and momentum, but in the end, it was Enzo's patented "Rolling Fireball" that did the trick.
Match 5: Finn Balor vs. AJ Styles
Finn Balor pulled off a stunning upset against AJ Styles in an 18-minute main event that stole the show! Both men went at each other with everything they had, trading moves and near-falls galore. In the end, it was Balor's "Coup de Grâce" that sealed the deal, as he pinned Styles to earn a well-deserved victory.
Match 6: Jason Jordan vs. Elias
Jason Jordan earned his first WWE singles win by defeating Elias in an eight-minute match that showcased both men's impressive skills. Jordan used his strength and power to overwhelm Elias, ultimately finishing him off with the "Fame Killer" slam.
Main Event: Kurt Angle & The Shield (Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins) vs. Braun Strowman, Kane, The Bar (Cesaro & Sheamus), and The Miz - Five-On-Three Handicap Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match
And finally, we had the main event of the evening! In a wild and chaotic match that lasted nearly 36 minutes, Kurt Angle and The Shield took on an unholy alliance of Braun Strowman, Kane, The Bar, and The Miz. This thing was absolute madness, with tables, ladders, and chairs galore. In the end, it was Angle who emerged victorious, pinning Cesaro after a vicious "Angle Slam" to secure the win for his team.
What a show, folks! WWE No Mercy 2017 will go down in history as one of the greatest pay-per-view events of all time. If you missed it, I highly recommend seeking out the replay ASAP.
That's it for now - your boy Vic Marks signing off from Minneapolis, MN!
Card Details
- Date: 22 Oct 2017
- Promotion: World Wrestling Entertainment
- Arena: Target Center
- Type: Pay Per View
- Broadcast Type: Live
- Broadcast Date: 22 Oct 2017
Matches
Cedric Alexander and Rich Swann defeat Gentleman Jack Gallagher and The Brian Kendrick in a Tag Team Match
Match Time: 08:00Alexa Bliss
(C)defeat Mickie James in a WWE RAW Women's Title Match
Match Time: 11:25Enzo Amore
(C)defeat Kalisto in a WWE Cruiserweight Title Match
Match Time: 08:45Finn Balor defeat AJ Styles in a Singles Match
Match Time: 18:20Jason Jordan defeat Elias in a Singles Match
Match Time: 08:50Kurt Angle and The Shield (Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins) defeat Braun Strowman, Kane, The Bar and The Miz in a Five On Three Handicap Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match
Match Time: 35:25