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Danhausen
The Unholy Trinity of Pro Wrestling: Donovan Danhausen's Reign of Terror Continues
In a world where superheroes and supervillains are just as likely to be found on the sidelines of a wrestling ring as they are in comic books, one man stands apart from the pack. Enter Donovan "Donnie" Danger Danhausen, aka Kid Gorgeous, aka Very Nice Very Evil – a 5'10", 180-pound bundle of mischief and mayhem that's equal parts comedian, anti-hero, and human wrecking ball.
Hailing from the Motor City (Detroit, Michigan, to be exact), Danhausen has been wreaking havoc in professional wrestling circles for years. His signature blend of slapstick humor, clever promos, and a never-say-die attitude has earned him a reputation as one of the most unpredictable and lovable wrestlers on the planet.
As a singles wrestler, Danhausen is a force to be reckoned with – capable of delivering devastating moves like the "Danhausen Driver" (a.k.a. a glorified hip swivel) and conjuring up creative distractions to confound his opponents. When he's not busy single-handedly destroying entire locker rooms or making poor decisions about who to trust, that is.
As a tag team wrestler? Forget it – Danhausen is a one-man demolition crew in the making. His Very Nice Very Evil persona allows him to tap into an inner darkness (or at least pretend to), and his penchant for getting under opponents' skin makes him a natural-born heel.
The Verdict: If you're looking for someone who embodies the spirit of pro wrestling's golden age – a time when the line between good guy and bad guy was blurred, and the action in the ring was always just an eyelash away from becoming completely unhinged – then Donovan Danhausen is your man. Just don't say we didn't warn you...