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Perry Saturn

The Dark Horse of Lakewood

In a world where muscle-bound giants roam free and flash-in-the-pan sensations grab the spotlight, Perry Saturn is a rare breed - a technician's technician, a master of the mat who weaves a web of submission holds that leaves his opponents grasping at air.

Born in 1966 in Lakewood, Ohio, Saturn was always a bit of an outsider. As a child, he devoured martial arts movies and spent hours practicing Judo and Karate in his backyard. It wasn't until he stumbled upon professional wrestling, however, that he found his true calling.

Saturn's ring name, "Iron Horseman," belied the finesse with which he approached the sport. With a chiseled physique that belies his 5'10" frame and a weight of 241 pounds, Saturn is more brawler than beauty, using his quickness and agility to outmaneuver bigger opponents.

The Rings of Saturn

Saturn's signature move, the "Rings of Saturn," is a masterclass in submission holds. A dizzying array of armbars, kneebars, and toe holds that leaves his foes helpless and gasping for air. It's a move so devastating that even the most battle-hardened wrestlers have been known to tap out at its mere mention.

Death Valley Driver

But Saturn isn't just about submissions. He's also got a mean streak a mile wide, and will stop at nothing to get his hands on you. His "Death Valley Driver" - a brutal combination of suplexes and slams that leaves opponents reeling - is a testament to his unyielding ferocity.

Saturn may not be the flashiest or the most charismatic wrestler out there, but he's got something that counts for far more: heart. And when it comes down to the wire, Perry Saturn will always be the dark horse you want on your side.

So don't count him out just yet - Saturn may just be the one to surprise everyone and take the title in the end. After all, as any wrestling fan knows, it's not about being the biggest or the baddest - it's about being the best. And when it comes to being the best, Perry Saturn is the real deal.